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Form RN-7 · Dept. of Unpredictability

Bureau of Random Numbers

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Request one (1) random number

Every number is warmed up, interviewed, screened, reviewed by committee and approved by legal. Please allow several minutes.

Part A · Acceptable range

Lowest

to

Highest

Part B · Processing tier

Express~1 min Standard~3 min Thorough~5 min Bureaucratic~10 min

Part C · Applicant (optional)

Name on the certificate

Stage 1 of 8

Warming up the electrons

0Calibrating

Progress0%

Time leftEstimating…

Elapsed0:00

ApprovedBureau of R.N.

Certificate of randomness

42

Case: RN-00000
Issued to: —
Range: 1 to 100
Processing: —
Candidates: —
Issued: —

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Form IR-9 · Office of Incident Intake

Report a real office incident

Something absurd happen at your workplace? File it with the Bureau. The best reports are adapted into storylines in the case log, with names changed to protect the guilty.

What happened? (required) 0 / 1200

Category

Credit me as (optional)

Website The Bureau may adapt and publish this story. I left out real names and anything confidential.

ReceivedOffice of Intake

IR-00000

Your report has been filed. If the committee approves it, it may soon happen at the Bureau. Watch the case log.

· Fine print: the number comes from your browser's cryptographic random source and is uniformly distributed across your range. The waiting, the staff and their decisions are purely ceremonial and never affect the number. The office remembers its stories in this browser.

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